Friday, October 8, 2010

Hello, my name is Door Mat

My name is Door Mat. My purpose on this planet is for you to use me at your will. Whether that be doing your job, listening to you rant continuously about stuff I can't control, or even care about. I'm also available for you to vent on me. This may include speaking to me like a dog, giving me severe attitude, and cursing at me. My feelings are never included in the process, and will not be considered, so please feel free to use me however you need. Door Mat at your service.

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